we all retarded

Retardism is at an all time high

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📜 The Retardist Manifesto

We’re not here to think. We’re not here to win. We’re here to press green and pray.

We don’t evolve. We don’t learn. We just $WAR.

⚔️ Why $WAR?

  • 🧻 No devs. No docs. No dignity.
  • 🤡 Pure dopamine-driven buying.
  • 🪖 Rugproof? No. Brainproof? Absolutely.
  • 🎖️ Built for pump.fun, not for utility.

🧨 Tokenomics

  • Supply: Too many
  • Utility: Less than zero
  • Roadmap: Misplaced
  • Braincells: Long gone
  • Community: Built different

🚨 This is WAR

Not financial advice. Not even mental advice.

Just the most retarded coin on-chain.

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